I Made a Teespring Store!

I was looking at sources of passive income online and someone mentioned the idea of print-on-demand clothing. I thought this was kind of a cool idea so I set up
a page and now you can buy from my flagship clothing lines "Bean Me Up, Scotty" and "Pickle Dinner" from your own home and support my crippling synth addiction!

The store is linked on the home page under the chain icon (there's no teespring icon, which I guess isn't that surprising), or you can just click this link, which will take you straight there!



If you click the button below, it might let you email me. It also might subscribe you to a million newsletters at once... mwahaha.

It probably does the first one though....


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No pressure but if you don't subscribe I might avoid eye contact with you for the rest of your life.